Friday, November 18, 2005

How to get rid of apes (beruk!)

My parent has a piece of land, a size of sekankang kera (pun intended) in Negeri Sembilan. Yesterday my cousin drop by, and we talked about how the fruits (mangostein, rambutan, cempedak) was eaten by hundreds apes. One week you see the rambutan a bit yellowish, the next day, all that left is the outer skin. So now we are faced with this problem.. how to get rid of all the apes.

Adik told us of a way!!!!!
Us: "How to get rid of so many apes?"
Adik: "Paint one of the ape!!!"
US:??????
Adik:"Apes move around in group, if one of them is of different color, he still wants to join the other apes, but the rest of the apes, seeing the painted apes will run away"
Us: hahahahahaha A bit of problem.. how to catch a beruk, ask him politely to stand still while we painted him..... TRapped one, and sprayed it with yellow or green paint..The ape will probably hold grudges against us, and serang us later hahaha

This could work, but how shall one go about doing it is yet to be seen.

So the apes problem is still there.... Any ideas? Err can ask the kids to pakai ape costumes and chase the apes away.

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